Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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