She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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