I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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