I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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