i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I touched a dick in church today
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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