I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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