I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
