haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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