playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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