so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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