Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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