Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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