He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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