Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i've created a new STD.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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