you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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