Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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