I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I look better un-naked...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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