I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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