He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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