Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize