If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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