i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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