He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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