Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
