somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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