Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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