The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize