you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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