yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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