There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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