So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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