Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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