he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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