Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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