oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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