It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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