yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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