what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We talked him into tasing himself.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Someone signed my nipple.
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