if you like me you must not know who I am
her vagine was all disorganized.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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