I could have mohawked her pubes.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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