Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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