dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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