Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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