new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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