And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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