My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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