I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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