I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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