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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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