CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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