I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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