im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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