You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
This is the high leading the old right now
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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