I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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