ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You made out with two different species that night
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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