found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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