We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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